Lesser-Known Nobility and Their Claims to Fame | BT News

 Baroness of Carpet: Possessor of the softest toes within the land.

Lady Fingers: The mastermind behind nail artwork.

Duchess d’Oven: Duc du Creuset acquired the patents of their divorce.

Sir Rup: Conducts all his enterprise from atop a stack of Belgian waffles.

Crown Princess of Molding: Cannot abide mid-century trendy.

Madame du Pain: Originator of purple nurples.

Countess of Kool-Aid: Has a copyright on bursting by way of partitions and screaming, “Oh, yeah!”

Minister of Sinister: Constantly reminding you to replace your will.             read more.....